23 Poems for Googls on it's 23rd Birthday | Kavishala

Google celebrates its 23rd birthday. While Google’s foundation started in the year 1997, it was officially established as a company on September 27, 1998. Co-founded by Sergey Brin and Larry Page, Google is today the most widely-used search engine globally. Its current CEO is Sundar Pichai, who succeeded Page on October 24, 2015.

Kavishala has collected some best poetry, written by different poets on it's birthday!

[1]

Okay Google

Okay Google,

How do I get a crush to notice me?

Okay Google,

How do I ask someone out?

Okay Google,

What should I wear on a first date?

Okay Google,

How many dates until it's okay to kiss?

Okay Google,

How many dates until it's okay to have ***?

Okay Google,

How much do condoms cost?

Okay Google,

What are the signs of an unhealthy relationship?

Okay Google,

How should I apologize after an argument?

Okay Google,

How do I cope with a hard break-up?

Okay Google,

What are the signs of a mental illness?

Okay Google,

How do I cope with depression?

Okay Google,

What are the easiest suicide methods?

Okay Google,

How do I buy a gun?

[Vale Luna]

[2]

Google is the gift for

An inquisitive student,

Who is in search to

be knowledgeably potent.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[3]

Although it makes

One so dependent,

It bestows erudition

That is too consistent.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[4]

Google serves us with mail,

That saves our time to sail.

It’s services like the maps

Leaves a stranded person to bridge the gaps.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[5]

Gaps? Yes, it bridges the gaps

With all its possible apps,

The interests of the public

And concepts of the prolific.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[6]

When Google well handed

Our queries have added,

Whose possible solutions have multiplied,

For which the efforts been phenomenally divided.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[7]

With the transforming technologies

In this world of transience

Google has procured

Its own state of omnipresence.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[8]

Thus, Google has become the tool

With which the user can rule.

It endows as a surfing equipment

Hence, Google is the gift for a Student.

[Subarnarekha Umachandran]

[9]

Google oh Google!

You answer our questions so;

Why can't penguins fly?

What is the yellow snow?

You then answer us,

So that we will then know.

[Panda Boy]

[10]

Google oh Google,

This I must say;

You change your appearance

In almost every way,

Just to drop a hint

Of some eventful day.

[Panda Boy]

[11]

Google oh Google!

Many topics you suggest

So we may rely on you

For you know what is best;

To stop our worry

And put us at rest.

[Panda Boy]

[12]

Turtles in a river,

Mother and its kit.

Wood stove in a blizzard,

why don’t you google it?

[Matthew]

[13]

Kayak tipping over,

Mittens newly knit.

Luckless little clovers,

why don’t you google it?

[Matthew]

[14]

I’m staying inside today, if you please.

I’m staying inside today, leave me in peace.

Pebbles crunching softly,

Lantern left unlit.

Morning grass is frosty,

why don’t you google it?

[Matthew]

[15]

Field’s cicada army,

Endless laughing fit.

Some song by McCartney,

why don’t you google it?

I’m staying inside today, if you please.

I’m staying inside today, leave me in peace.

Accidental ****-touch,

Waxy candle wick.

Silver greasy lug-nut

why don’t you google it?

[Matthew]

[16]

google search:

how to properly give my boy the world

[puritypuke]

[17]

google search:

moon landing can't compare to when he looks at me

[puritypuke]

[18]

google search:

how to appear normal when there's a band

of monarch butterflies in your stomach

[puritypuke]

[19]

google search:

is Heaven a place or a person?

[puritypuke]

[20]

google search:

he tastes like honey and sweetness

is it possible to taste like that as well?

[puritypuke]

[21]

google search:

power outages when holding his hand

[puritypuke]

[22]

google search:

how to show him how much I adore him

google search:

universe collapsing in chest

when he says "i love you"

[puritypuke]

[23]

Dear Google,

Why do I chew up popsicle sticks?

Why do I rock back and forth?

Why does my head twitch sometimes?

Why won't my ears stop ringing?

Dear Google,

What's wrong with me?

Why am I so moody?

Why can't I forget what happened?

Why can't I tell anyone?

Dear Google,

Why do I pace my driveway and talk to myself?

And why do I talk to people who aren't there with me?

Why did the evergreens seem to twist and distort when I stared at them with empty eyes?

Why did I collapse and cry?

Dear Google,

Why haven't I run away yet?

Why am I not free yet?

Why do I allow myself to be trapped here?

Why hasn't she left?

Dear Google,

Why is there more than one 'version' of me?

Why do I talk as these versions?

Why do they all have different voices and personalities?

Why are they so mean?

Dear Google,

Why do I even try?

Why am I still alive?

Why don't I just end it all?

Why?

[Elizabeth Zenk]